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farting-at-funerals:
But has she read an understood the terms and conditions


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interstellarimagery:

“Geocosmic” by Starstuff

The human heart stripped of fat and muscle, with just the angel veins exposed.
ipeeinpo0ls:

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  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal

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forever-selfhating:

this is what society does to us
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